1. Kolkatar work culture khub baaje, keu kaaj korte chaye na !
No one likes to work in Calcutta. A siesta is a must, post a heavy maach-bhaat lunch. A part of you still misses the nap though.
2. Kolkatae prochur politics !
Bapi da, Poltu da, everyone is a neta in Kolkata – be it at the workplace, campus or in your para. You better be smart or be out of the game.
3. Kolkatae aadhyek shomoy lok jon cha ar cigarette kheye e kaatiye deye!
Tobacco and Tea – Two leaves Kolkata consumes crazily.
4.Summertime sadness – Kolkatae ki pach-pache gorom ! Bangalore er weather ta besh bhalo!
You start comparing the beautiful weather of Bangalore with the not so pleasant humidity of Kolkata.
5.Ami ar Kolkata’r bus e uthte paarbo na, Bangalore er Volvo gulo awesome.
The bus service of the two cities are poles apart ! You have now gotten used to the AC volvo buses & would dare not get into a super packed Kolkata bus !
6.Ekhane ektao bhalo mishti pawa jaaye na !
The Bong’s sweet tooth always yearns for the parar mishtir dokan.
7.Aloo koi ? Biriyani te keu curry paata deye ?
Curry leaves in biryani ?? Get me some aloo !
8.Jai bolo boss, Kolkata r moton meye pabe na kintu Bangalore e
Nothing beats the beauty of a bong woman.
9.TOIT prochur expensive, ei taka te China Town e mod e chan hoye jabe
Common dialogue when a Bong pays the bill in a Bangalore pub.
10.Ashtamir din code likhchi bhai, last year Maddox e ki adda hoyechilo !!
Going to office during Durga pujo, is going to hell.
11.Manager bangali, tao kharap rating dilo. Bangali e bangalir shotru hoye.
12.Ei salary Kolkata e pele, aajkei paata fele debo !
A part of you, keeps calling you eternally back to Kolkata ! But it never happens, and you eventually make peace with Bangalore !
13. Bhai Indigo te offer cholche, Kolkatar ticket ta ekkhuni kaat
Air tickets to Calcutta are expensive, so the moment there’s an offer, a Bong must buy it right away.
14. Bangalore er autor bhara is twice the Kolkata taxi bhara
ONE-AND-HALF Saaaarrrr. Taxi nei keno ekhane ???
15. Bangalore e weekend e kotto acitivity, Kolkataye kissu nei
Weekend in Bangalore – Cycling trip to Nandi Hills, Laser Tag & Go Karting at Marathalli, Ooty, Coorg, Wayanad, Hampi etc etc.
Weekend in Kolkata – Chol Mandarmoni jaini onekdin.
These are just a few things Bongs say when they leave for Bangalore from Bongland. Let us know more, cause we know you have tons of them!
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