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We love every dialogue of Mithun da, however improbable or outlandish they may seem, when he delivers them - THEY BLOW OUR MINDS SKY HIGH!

We love every dialogue of the DISCO DANCER, our Mithun da, however improbable or outlandish they may seem in writing, cause when he delivers them – THEY BLOW OUR MINDS SKY HIGH!

Here are a few, just a few, of his most iconic dialogues over the years!

 PUBLIC-ER MAAR KEWORA TOLA PAAR.

In essence, he warns that a public beating in India is sure to not only kill you, but also transport you beyond the cremation ghats!

SORRY, BUT THIS IS THE BEST WE COULD TRANSLATION WE COULD COME UP WITH WHILE COWERING UNDER OUR DESKS!

Mithun er public er maar
Mithun er public er maar

AAMI KUKUR KE BISKOOT, BERAL KE DOODH AAR CRIMINAL KE GOOLI KHAWAI. TAI TARA AMAR PAYER KAACHE PORE THAKE.

I feed biscuits to dogs, milk to cats and bullets to criminals. That’s why they all lie at my feet!

AM EQUALLY SCARED FOR THE DOGS & CATS!

Mithun da gooli!
Mithun da gooli!

SHAAPER CHOBOL AAR CHEETAR KHABOL, JEKHANEI PORBEY ARAI KG MANGSHO TULEY NEBE.

A snake’s sting and a cheetah’s paw, wherever they land, they carve out 2.5 kg of flesh.

THE COOLEST ZOOLOGY CLASS EVER!

Mithun's paw
Mithun the karate God

ABHIMANYU NAG. JAL-DHORA NOI JAAT GOKHRA. EK CHOBOLEI CHOBI.

Abhimanyu Nag (character name) is not “jal-dhora” (a harmless water snake) but a cobra. One sting (listen to this) & you are a memory hung on a wall!

BEST PHOTO FRAMER EVER!

Mithun the karate God
Mithun the karate God

NURSERY THEKE SHURU, HALF-PANT-E GURU, FULL PANT-E MAHAGURU.

Started my personality development from kindergarten. Was a GURU by the time I was in shorts & turned into a MAHAGURU by the time I grew into trousers!

BEST GROWTH CURVE EVER!

Mithunda Salute
Mithunda Salute

KOMA NOE, DARI NOE, AKDOM FULL STOP.

No COMMA, no SEMICOLON – straight to a FULL STOP!

MOST GRAMMATICAL THREAT EVER!

Mithun da dialogue
Mithun da dialogue

IN THE BHOG OPH MA

BHOG = OFFERING TO A DEITY. A threat that promises to transform you into the PRASHAD for Ma (hoping its MAA KAALI!).

TASTIEST THREAT EVER!

In the bhog oph Maa
In the bhog oph Maa

COOLIE NO 440, HIGH VOLTAGE JHOTKA DILE POTKE JABE

Am Coolie No 440, a high voltage shock that will flatten you in a wink!

MOST “SHOCK”-ING LIVE WIRE EVER!

Mithun daaaaa
Mithun daaaaa

TOOFAN BOCHORE EK ADHBAR ASHE. JOKHON ASHE TOKHON PROLOY GHOTE AR JOKHON JAYE TOKHON BHAGOBAN O TAR OSTITTO KHUJE BERAYE

A hurricane comes once or twice a year. It wrecks havoc when it’s there, but once it’s gone, even the God Almighty can’t find a trace of it!

STEALTHIEST WEATHER LESSON EVER!

Mithun da toofan
Mithun da toofan

KANOON AUR BHAGWAN JAB DETA HAI NA, TOH CHAPPAD PHAD KAR DETA HAI … AUR JAB LETA HAI, TOH THAPPAD MAAR KAR LETA HAI

The law & the Lord, when they are in a giving mood, will give abundantly. But when they take everything back, they take it back with a hard smack!

MOST VIOLENT LIFE LESSON EVER!

Mithun da kick
Mithun da kick

MARBO EKHANEY, LAASH PORBEY SHOSHANE

I’ll hit you here and you will land straight at the cremation ghat!

SWIFTEST UNDERTAKER!

Kya baat!
Kya baat!

NA TICKET, NA PASSPORT, SHOJA OPOREY

No ticket, no passport – straight up into the heavens!

BEST INTER-GALACTIC TRAVEL AGENT!

Disco Dancer
Disco Dancer

SHURU BATAM DIYE, INTERVAL-E HOSPITAL, CLIMAX-EY CHULLI

This flick starts with an ass whopping, intervals in the hospital & the climax is in the furnace!

THE PLOT THICKENS! AND SO DOES A FETISH FOR CREMATIONS & DEADLY THREATS!

Mithunda
Mithunda

FATAKESHTO KHOBOR DEKHENA, KHOBOR PORENA, KHOBOR TOIRI KOREY.

MLA FATAKESHTO (the protagonist’s name – roughly translates to BROKEN LORD KRISHNA. Please don’t ask how that’s a name!) doesn’t read or see news, cause he creates them!

BEST NEWS MAKER OF ALL TIME!

MLA Fatakeshto
MLA Fatakeshto

TAKE A BOW MITHUN DA.

YOU WERE, ARE & WILL FOREVER REMAIN OUR MAHAGURU!

KOI SHAQ?

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Poila Boishakh
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It’s Poila Boishakh – the Bengali New Year today! It’s the day of the year when Bongs wear new clothes and their kitchens exude the aroma of freshly prepared delicacies.
But we have a different recipe for this year, how about eating at some exotic eateries a short drive away from Kolkata ?
Drive down to these 5 off beat places near Kolkata for a brilliant lunch!


1. Bonolakshmi

Countryside flavours amidst chirping of birds in woods.Get yourself soaked in the excellent food and the soothing earthy ambience the place, near bolpur offers.

Bonolakshmi, Bolpur
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2. Itachuna Rajbari

A relaxing getaway from the city for a short stay and an amazing eating experience.

Make sure to have your reservations in advance.

Rajbari Itachuna
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 3. Bawali Rajbari

Yet another day trip back to nostalgia, accompanied by a royal bengali lunch.

rajbari Bawali


4.Raichak on Ganges

Splurge yourself in one of the most premium places around Kolkata amidst absorbing landscaped greenery.

Ffort Radisson, Raichak
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5.Sher e Punjab

Superb punjabi food, across a lovely drive to Kolaghat on the Kona Expressway.

Sher e Punjab, Kona Expressway
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 Did we miss your favorite place?
Have a better destination in mind?
Let us know about your choice to drive to near Kolkata!

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By now, most of us have already seen the PIKU Trailer. But we thought of looking into it a little closer & look for tell tale PURE BONG material! We were pleasantly surprised!

What follows, are 14 things that should make every Bong smile about the PIKU trailer! It is also a little about us tipping our hat to Mr Shoojit Sircar & his soon to release creation!


THE BEARDED, PART DEAF BUT STRAIGHT TALKING DADU

The Big B as a Bengali dadubhai?

Chokhe jol eshe gelo…

kALA DADU


THE SCENES ON CALCUTTA STREETS

I know that street ! 

That’s how your Bong friend will shout in a Bengaluru movie hall !

amitabh-ride


DEEPIKA – THE NEW BANGAALAN

Move aside Bidya Madam… Deepika eshe geche!

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 THE ANGRY BONG GIRL

Those fiery eyes…

If you know a Bong woman, then you know what we are talking about!

ANgry deep


THE MOTION vs EMOTION –

Ishabgul anyone?

If you don’t know what this chair is, go ask a Bong!

Khata Paikhana


The GANGAR GHAT & JETTY

(with a CHICKEN ROLL!)

A jetty, a boy & a girl & chicken roll – A Calcutta Love story ?

dEEPIKA gANGA


THE LOOSE HAVANA CAP

That’s how most Bong gents still carry their cool!

hAVAN CAP


THE QUINTESSENTIAL HOWRAH BRIDGE

A new angle, leaves you wondering “Where was the cameraman standing?”

Howrah sunset piku


THE IRRITABLE (still lovely!) MOUSHUMI-MASHIMA

You know that expression if you have even one aunt who scolds you for random reasons!

irritating bong masima


THE LAAL DALAAN & ALPONA

This IS Bengal! This is how an angaan/courtyard ought to look like!

Red dalaan piku


JHUL BARANDA

(Hanging balcony)

This is where most Bongs got inspiration for their poetry

(also romanced the parar sundori!)

Dadu Veranda


ARTWORKS IN A BENGALI HOME

Bongs love art. PERIOD.

And when you see Ramkrishna deb, Sarada Maa & Raja Ravi Varma artwork on a wall, you bow to Mr Sircar for his excellent eye for detail!

Artwork Piku


CHOKRO RAIL

(CIRCULAR RAIL IN KOLKATA)

YES, the local train line runs parallel to the Ganga in Calcutta!

Beat that Mumbai!

Ghat piku

 



AYEEE PIKUUUUUUUUUUUUU

BABA DAKCHE!

Be right back – You can go ahead and watch the trailer


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