We love every dialogue of Mithun da, however improbable or outlandish they may seem, when he delivers them - THEY BLOW OUR MINDS SKY HIGH!

We love every dialogue of the DISCO DANCER, our Mithun da, however improbable or outlandish they may seem in writing, cause when he delivers them – THEY BLOW OUR MINDS SKY HIGH!

Here are a few, just a few, of his most iconic dialogues over the years!

 PUBLIC-ER MAAR KEWORA TOLA PAAR.

In essence, he warns that a public beating in India is sure to not only kill you, but also transport you beyond the cremation ghats!

SORRY, BUT THIS IS THE BEST WE COULD TRANSLATION WE COULD COME UP WITH WHILE COWERING UNDER OUR DESKS!

Mithun er public er maar
Mithun er public er maar

AAMI KUKUR KE BISKOOT, BERAL KE DOODH AAR CRIMINAL KE GOOLI KHAWAI. TAI TARA AMAR PAYER KAACHE PORE THAKE.

I feed biscuits to dogs, milk to cats and bullets to criminals. That’s why they all lie at my feet!

AM EQUALLY SCARED FOR THE DOGS & CATS!

Mithun da gooli!
Mithun da gooli!

SHAAPER CHOBOL AAR CHEETAR KHABOL, JEKHANEI PORBEY ARAI KG MANGSHO TULEY NEBE.

A snake’s sting and a cheetah’s paw, wherever they land, they carve out 2.5 kg of flesh.

THE COOLEST ZOOLOGY CLASS EVER!

Mithun's paw
Mithun the karate God

ABHIMANYU NAG. JAL-DHORA NOI JAAT GOKHRA. EK CHOBOLEI CHOBI.

Abhimanyu Nag (character name) is not “jal-dhora” (a harmless water snake) but a cobra. One sting (listen to this) & you are a memory hung on a wall!

BEST PHOTO FRAMER EVER!

Mithun the karate God
Mithun the karate God

NURSERY THEKE SHURU, HALF-PANT-E GURU, FULL PANT-E MAHAGURU.

Started my personality development from kindergarten. Was a GURU by the time I was in shorts & turned into a MAHAGURU by the time I grew into trousers!

BEST GROWTH CURVE EVER!

Mithunda Salute
Mithunda Salute

KOMA NOE, DARI NOE, AKDOM FULL STOP.

No COMMA, no SEMICOLON – straight to a FULL STOP!

MOST GRAMMATICAL THREAT EVER!

Mithun da dialogue
Mithun da dialogue

IN THE BHOG OPH MA

BHOG = OFFERING TO A DEITY. A threat that promises to transform you into the PRASHAD for Ma (hoping its MAA KAALI!).

TASTIEST THREAT EVER!

In the bhog oph Maa
In the bhog oph Maa

COOLIE NO 440, HIGH VOLTAGE JHOTKA DILE POTKE JABE

Am Coolie No 440, a high voltage shock that will flatten you in a wink!

MOST “SHOCK”-ING LIVE WIRE EVER!

Mithun daaaaa
Mithun daaaaa

TOOFAN BOCHORE EK ADHBAR ASHE. JOKHON ASHE TOKHON PROLOY GHOTE AR JOKHON JAYE TOKHON BHAGOBAN O TAR OSTITTO KHUJE BERAYE

A hurricane comes once or twice a year. It wrecks havoc when it’s there, but once it’s gone, even the God Almighty can’t find a trace of it!

STEALTHIEST WEATHER LESSON EVER!

Mithun da toofan
Mithun da toofan

KANOON AUR BHAGWAN JAB DETA HAI NA, TOH CHAPPAD PHAD KAR DETA HAI … AUR JAB LETA HAI, TOH THAPPAD MAAR KAR LETA HAI

The law & the Lord, when they are in a giving mood, will give abundantly. But when they take everything back, they take it back with a hard smack!

MOST VIOLENT LIFE LESSON EVER!

Mithun da kick
Mithun da kick

MARBO EKHANEY, LAASH PORBEY SHOSHANE

I’ll hit you here and you will land straight at the cremation ghat!

SWIFTEST UNDERTAKER!

Kya baat!
Kya baat!

NA TICKET, NA PASSPORT, SHOJA OPOREY

No ticket, no passport – straight up into the heavens!

BEST INTER-GALACTIC TRAVEL AGENT!

Disco Dancer
Disco Dancer

SHURU BATAM DIYE, INTERVAL-E HOSPITAL, CLIMAX-EY CHULLI

This flick starts with an ass whopping, intervals in the hospital & the climax is in the furnace!

THE PLOT THICKENS! AND SO DOES A FETISH FOR CREMATIONS & DEADLY THREATS!

Mithunda
Mithunda

FATAKESHTO KHOBOR DEKHENA, KHOBOR PORENA, KHOBOR TOIRI KOREY.

MLA FATAKESHTO (the protagonist’s name – roughly translates to BROKEN LORD KRISHNA. Please don’t ask how that’s a name!) doesn’t read or see news, cause he creates them!

BEST NEWS MAKER OF ALL TIME!

MLA Fatakeshto
MLA Fatakeshto

TAKE A BOW MITHUN DA.

YOU WERE, ARE & WILL FOREVER REMAIN OUR MAHAGURU!

KOI SHAQ?

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